Muntjac deer- divven’t come here

 Muntjac deer – divvent come here
 Wor woods are auld an’ frail 
 We fear you’ll eat wor bluebells 
 An’ dry oot the Scarborough Snail 

 Muntjac deer – divvent come here
 There’s ne room in wor ark
 To add to wor biodiversity
 A Chinese deer wot barks 

 Muntjac deer – divvent come here
 Yee knaa you’ll nivvor last 
 ‘Cos wor whippets an’ wor lurchers 
 Can aal gan canny fast 

 Muntjac deer – divvent come here
 Doon south’s the place fer you 
 Where the stately homes an’ the garden gnomes 
 Are a deeper shade of blue 

 Muntjac deer – divvent come here
 An’ scare wor wi yer “song” 
 Why should we put up wi' you 
 Just ‘cos Bedford got it wrong?